Смешная ИСТОРИЯ,не анекдот!!!** английском!!!!Не менее 12 предложений

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Смешная ИСТОРИЯ,не анекдот!!!На английском!!!!Не менее 12 предложений

Answer 1

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in a school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother,
"What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!"
The mother scowls and say: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

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Шотландский мальчик пришел домой из школы и рассказал маме, что ему дали роль в школьной пьесе.

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спс

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Чудесно-сказала мама,-А что за роль? Мальчик ответил:"Я играю шотландского мужа!" Мать нахмурилась и сказала:"Возвращайся в школу и попроси учителя, чтобы тебе дали роль со словами"

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я понял

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Большое спасибо

Answer 2

In a hospital there is a mad man. He goes for a walk and pulls a toothbrush on a string. The doctor sees him and says, "You have a nice dog.” The man says, "Oh, Doctor. This isn’t a dog. This is a toothbrush.” The doctor thinks, "This man is getting better!”After a while, the man says to his toothbrush, "What a nice joke, Dogy.”