1. If I was a cook, I would cook something delicious and spicy.
2. If I was a spider, I would see intrigue and cheating as the best policy.
3. If I was a pirate, I would dig my treasure into the ground.
4. If I had a personal pipeline, I would be rich and proud, safe and sound!
5. If I was a pine, I would give my room to a squirrel and a nest.
6. If I was a pilot, I would be the best of the best.