Ater I'd heet When I ariued in England I hcur I realized that I did not understand one wörc. In the n u eaieaeworkigwould never t ta notody speaks Engis erisuly This i sad. My nly cosolator feing tliat nobody speaks Fuione tve hundred and another five thousurd and yet another fity thousand othe b ) as working knowledg: of the language and the ne ds an average Englishman uses Remember that those the bupdlad wor br fiom being the wholc ulary ot the language. You may lzam you msy come acros a fürther fity thousand you have never heard of tefo If you live her long enough, yoa will fEnd out te your greatest amazemen nut the adjective nice is sot the only adjective tdhe language possesses, in soüc of the fact that in the first three years you do not tced to learn or use un ther sdjgetives. Ynu can sav thal the weather is nice, the restaurant is nice Mr Soandio is nien, Mas Soandso's clothes are rice, you had a nice time, and and nobody eke either Then you hnve te déecie on o acceni, You vill tave your foreign acent all nigh, but many people lice to mix it wth somethirg else. The casiest way to give the impresion cf having a good accent or no foreigr accent at al is to hold an unlit pipe in your mouth, to (mutter between your teeth and finish all your unteaces with the quetion "isn't 1? Pople will not understand much, but tiey are sccustoned to that and they will get a mest eacellent impression The most successful atenpts to put on a highly cultured air nave been mide on polysyllabic lincs.