помогите) нужно продолжить предложения, можно даже в шуточной форме, но желательно...

Question

помогите) нужно продолжить предложения, можно даже в шуточной форме, но желательно серьезно)
1. The advantage of exercising every day is than....
2. You know you`re overweight when...
3. Here idea of a balanced diet is to have a bacon sandwich...
4. I kept reading in the papers thet smoking was bad for you, so finally, i decided...
5. If you want to look young and thin...

Answer 1

1. The advantage of exercising every day is than there is nothing not to do.
2.  You know you`re overweight when you don't get into the trousers.
3.  Here idea of a balanced diet is to have a bacon sandwich and salad.
4.  I kept reading in the papers that smoking was bad for you, so finally, i decided to tell you that it is time to stop smoking .
5.  If you want to look young and thin it is necessary to play sports.