Hi John!
Congratulations on the occasion of your entering the University!
I see you've got some problems with cooking.
You know I am fond of cooking. If you don't object I'll try to teach you to cook.
Here is the simpliest recipe :
You need three eggs, a loaf of white bread, some oil ,a bit of salt by taste. Cut the bread into thin slices, pour some oil into the pan and heat it. Then break aggs into a bowl, add some salt (just a pinch ) ,mix eggs thoroughly. Take a slice of bread put it into the bowl with eggs and one after another fry them in the pan. Serve fried slices on the plate .
Bone appetite!
Next time I'll teach you how to cook a porridge.
See you soon! Good luck!
Sincerely your friend Ann.