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Funny stories from my childhood
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As a child, I was a fidget and was a lot of trouble for my parents. Recently, my mother and I recalled interesting cases from my childhood. Here are some funny episodes:
Once, on a walk in the kindergarten, my friend and I came up with the idea, but do not go away quietly home, watch cartoons, because in the kindergarten so boring. And so we with her imperceptibly slipped to the exit, the gate to our joy was not closed. And finally - freedom! We felt grown-up and were really happy. We knew the road home perfectly, because he was three blocks away from the kindergarten. We have almost reached the house, when suddenly our neighbor Uncle Misha blocked our way, who was going to the bakery. He asked us - where we are going and why we are alone, turned us around and led us back to the kindergarten. That's how sad for us the first independent journey ended, because we did not manage to watch cartoons that day, because We were punished.
And this story happened to me when I was taken to my grandmother for the summer, I was just over 3 years old. I played in a house with toys, while my grandmother was busy in the garden, and then tired, climbed under the grandmother's bed and went safely to sleep there. Grandmother came into the house, began to look for me, first in the house, then in the yard, then all the children's children were raised to help, which examined the surrounding places. We searched for the garden, near the river and even in the well ... It took more than two hours, the search was joined by adults. What was going on in my grandmother's head, God only knows. But here, to everyone's amazement, I appear on the threshold of the house, yawning and sleepily rubbing my eyes. We later often recalled this incident with my grandmother, but with a smile.
And one more case, when I was already going to school. I was then 7-8 years old. I must say that I was very fond of picking in my mother's box with beads, trying on her high heels and various beautiful blouses, but most of all I was not indifferent to my mother's cosmetic bag. And so, once again, I decided to conduct an audit in my mother's cosmetic bag and found a bottle with new perfumes (as I later learned, Dad got these French spirits of "Clim" with great difficulty, like everything that was scarce at the time, and gave it to my mother for birthday). Naturally, I decided to open them immediately. But it was not so easy to open them, I tried as best I could and finally opened it, but at the same time the bottle slipped from my hands, fell first on the sofa, then rolled onto the carpet. Naturally, there was almost nothing left in the vial. Mom was very upset at that time, and the perfume of perfume was still in the house for a long time.
I conducted a small survey among friends on the topic of children's pranks and almost all got 2-3 interesting stories. The girlfriend told me that she decided to cut out flowers from her new mother's dress and to make an application for a labor lesson, the employee shared a story about how she and her brother threw tomatoes into each other, which my mother bought the day before for the sunset, but the most interesting thing was that they rushed in the room , Where the repair was recently done. And he told me about the reaction of my mother, who came from work and saw this art.
Surely you also have funny stories from childhood, I would be interested in hearing them and laughing with you.
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