My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Shaw
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.