1. What is the difference between a fisherman and a very lazy student?
( В чем разница между рыбаком и очень ленивым студентом?)
Ответ: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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2.What is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
Ответ: One minds his peas, the other minds his cues.
3.What kind of car does an electrician drive?
Ответ: A Volts Wagon (Volkswagen)
4.What kind of policemen enjoy their work most?
Ответ: Traffic policemen, because they whistle while they work