•Mr. Green: If I saw a Ghost, I would have photographed it.
•Mr. Simon: If I saw a Ghost, I'd run like hell.
•Old Jack: If I saw a Ghost, I'd run him back to the underworld. ))00)))0
•Policeman: if I saw a Ghost, I would have written him a ticket for violation of traffic rules.
•Mrs. Dobbin: if I saw a Ghost I would faint.