In spring they start to moult, cats, dogs, horses, even cows. That means to change their fur. What makes it worse is that I am also allergic to all animals that have fur. Everywhere I go now with my tissues I end up covered in dog hair or trying to rip off my beard because some cat hair got into it. Having hay fever is bad.
-We need a new mattress.
-What's the matter with this one?
-It's not comfortable, I toss and Turn all night.
-Seems fine to me, maybe you should drink less coffee.
-Oh, there is no need to be so bossy!