There, the guy who's got religion'll.
Tell you if your sin's original.
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
The tune don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line.
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English,
And it don't even gotta rhyme--excuse me--rhyne.